Thomas Siemensen's Haiopeis ("Little Sharks")

(Hai = Shark)


 

 

YUCKK !  I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE A SWIM: LOOK WHAT AWFUL CRITTERS ARE IN THERE:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


SOMEBODY SHOO THE MUSSELS AWAY: THEY ARE TOTALLY FUCKING UP OUR GAME.

 

 

 

 

 

 




CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK...

I THINK HE WANTS TO FEED US.

WE WON'T SAY NO TO THAT.

...YOUR DADDY HAS A GOODIE GOODIE FOR YOU.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


...HELLO YOU CUTE LITTLE SEALIES...

 

 

HE THINKS WE ARE SEALS.

NEVER MIND, I ACCEPT FOOD FROM MORONS AS WELL.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

YUCK! A STALE BUN!

 

 

 

 

 


A TOTAL FLOP. LET'S GO.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HEY WAIT! LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


OH YEAH? ALL I SEE IS A MORONIC TOURIST WHO WANTS TO FORCE HIS OLD STALE BUN ON ME.

 

 

OH NO!  I SEE A KIND STALE BUN THAT WANTS TO FEED ME WITH A TASTY TOURIST.







PREDATORY FISH WITH FIVE LETTERS...?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


BUT THAT'S SIMPLE...

JUST THINK OF YOURSELF.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

YOU'RE RIGHT!... HOW STUPID OF ME NOT TO THINK OF IT STRAIGHT AWAY...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... "STEVE" JUST FITS IN THERE.





AND WHAT DOES A GOOD BOY SAY TO UNCLE SHARK AFTER HE'D SAVED hIM FROM THE EVIL OCTOPUS; EH ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


     HELP!

 

 

 

 

WRONG. ONE SAYS THAT BEFOREHAND.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AFTERWARDS IT'S: ENJOY YOUR MEAL.





HULLO LITTLE ONE; WHAT'S YOUR NAME? ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


OR MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE A NAME? ... WE MUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT PRONTO.

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HOLD ON A MO....

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GOT IT! WE'LL CALL YOU "FISH BAKE A LA BORDELAISE".





More "Haiopeis" to come, watch this space!



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